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A Day in the Afterlife of a Frozen Turkey

Just because you've been cooked and eaten doesn't mean the whole world comes screeching to a halt.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Uneasy

Well, the pizza got eaten day before yesterday, so that's good. But there's been absolutely no activity since then. Did my owner go out of town? Without me? Who's going to eat me then??

I tried asking the green beans, but they don't know anything.
Posted by Frozen Turkey at 9:09 PM

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