Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Life in the freezer

Okay, it turns out that frozen green beans aren't as good company as you might expect. And the freezer is really a lot smaller than I'm used to and a little cramped. Today my owner actually put a frozen pizza on top of me! Outrageous.

But it's all right. Before you know it I'll be roasting in that wonderful oven, then drizzled with gravy, cozying up to mashed potatoes and stuffing and cranberry sauce. The green beans can go on the other side of the plate.

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