These are exciting times, for a turkey. About 200 of my freezermates and I have just been purchased and distributed to employees as a Christmas gift - I hope it is no violation of modesty to say quite a handsome one, too. I'm in the freezer at my new owner's apartment. It's unbelievably tiny, compared to the place where I've passed my existence to date; but on the other hand, it's nice to have a place all to yourself. Well, except for the green beans.
Perhaps the green beans will be eaten as a side dish when I am served! Maybe I should try to make friends. I can't wait for Christmas dinner!
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