Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Sad day

Today I didn't get eaten. Again.

I know, I know, chin up, keep a stiff upper lip and all that stuff. But I don't even have a head.

Today I am feeling really down.

Saturday, June 3, 2006

An idea

Could he be saving me for Thanksgiving?

When you come to think of it, it's not really all that unlikely. Christmas isn't really about turkeys. It's more about geese, or hams. (I knew a few frozen geese back in the old days and hoo, boy, could I tell you some stories!) But Thanksgiving? It's all about the turkey!

That's a really exciting idea. I mean, I don't want to get my hopes up, because they've been dashed before. And Thanksgiving is still months away. And who knows, maybe my owner is actually wanting turkey dinner on Fourth of July, and I wouldn't complain about that! But Thanksgiving, now, that would really be something.