Worried

As you can see, I did not get eaten for Thanksgiving. I didn't expect to be - or so I thought. I guess maybe I did.

When you want something really, really, achingly, desperately badly, it's almost impossible to believe that it might not happen.

Christmas is coming, but I'm nearly a year old now. Will my owner eat a frozen turkey that's a little over a year old? What if I taste off? What if I'm - oh, God forbid - dry?!?!?!?