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A Day in the Afterlife of a Frozen Turkey

Just because you've been cooked and eaten doesn't mean the whole world comes screeching to a halt.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

I'm lonely.

Today I'm feeling really lonely. There's nobody else like me here. I feel forgotten and abandoned. I am the turkey that nobody wants.

Why doesn't anybody want me?

My heart would break, but all I have is giblets.
Posted by Frozen Turkey at 10:32 PM

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